I just want to know what makes the chicken classified…

by LazyAltruist

19 Comments

  1. OldLegWig

    i didn’t know until now that visually induced diarrhea was a thing.

  2. StrangeCloudz710

    How would you cut this? 😭 guilty. Also, classified chicken reminds me of school cafeterias with “chef special” on the menu

  3. P1zzaman

    So you guys are finally getting these? Nice.

    (It’s a “once is enough” type of pizza.)

  4. Lord-Glorfindel

    It’s been washed in chlorine so much that it can barely be classified as chicken, thus it is technically classified chicken.

  5. sincubus33

    I’m willing to try it, but I’m really confused about the cutting procedure

  6. Could be chicken , could be chicken substitute

  7. What the actual fuck is this.

    It looks like someone wanted to make a pizza but only had a bundt cake pan and went, “Oh well!”

  8. Mercy--Main

    when i was a kid, we had this exact pizza in my country, and it had nachos on the pizza so you could take them and dip it in the cheese haha

  9. hatecriminal

    What in the blood-soaked Protestant hell is this?

  10. Acrobatic_Pride_8041

    That Epstein farm chicken is classified.